A boyfriend who writes “Happy Birthday” on my Facebook wall when it’s my birthday.
A gluten allergy.
A vehicle larger than a mid-sized sedan. Hatchbacks are acceptable.
More than three children. Maybe even more than two children. Or one.
Lupus.
A working knowledge of Derrida.
That’s all I can think of right now. Carry on.
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or lactose intolerance!!
Good one. But let’s be honest, I’d still eat cheese anyway. It’s worth it.